please tell me this isn’t the most arousing shit you’ve ever seen
You know what would be creepy? If either Robert or Gwyneth had a Tumblr account and would casually reblog everything Pepperony related.
Reblog/like this if you’re upset that Tony and Pepper didn’t kiss in Iron Man 3.
GP: Well, I was really excited about the idea of working with Robert. I had always wanted to work with him.
JR: So you’ve never worked at all before?
GP: No. I had met him years before at the Toronto Film Festival, one night, very late. I don’t know. (audience laughs) It wasn’t-
JR: Sounds like you’ve worked with him a little bit before.
GP: No, it wasn’t like that! There were other people there.
JR: Even kinkier!
JL: And you and Robert have great chemistry. Have you guys known each other for a long time? Way back?
GP: Yeah. We do. Oh yeah. I met Robert like probably twenty years ago. It was… you know, during his wild-
JL: During his phase?
GP: During his phase. He was wild. But he was always so charming and he’s such a good heart. He’s an amazing guy.
JL: Gwyneth Paltrow was here last night.
RDJ: Oh boy.
JL: And you guys go way back.
RDJ: We do.
JL: When did you guys first meet?
RDJ: You really want- is that really? Okay.
JL: You were like what, 18, 19?
RDJ: Uh, no. In 1992, or something, we were at the Toronto Film Festival. This was a previous incarnation. I was hammered. I tried to, uh, get her to, you know, kind of get with me. And I thought I had her in the position, and then strangely, it didn’t happen.
JL: It didn’t happen? Wow.
RDJ: I mean, maybe a little bit. But not what I was expecting.